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Industry Arts
Location TX, United States
Introduction My illustration work under the name Deanne Harper has been published in several role-playing modules, and a trading card game, as well as a DVD showcasing digital art. Coexisting with two teenage daughters has finished warping whatever reason I had left. If you can create it with your hands, I've probably done it. Then taught it.
Interests Jewelry making, silversmithing, Ancient Egypt, dharma, felting, enameling, resin, PMC, weaving, illustration, CGI, comic books, biotechnology, forensics, lampwork, digital photography, bead weaving, crafting, Mythbusters, Four Noble Truths, insomnia, Joss Whedon, archaeology, yoga, meditation, nanotech, epidemiology, filling out these stupid forms that always make me sound like a pretentious asshole, wire work, cyberpunk, micro beads, gardening, growing peppers, horror movies, quantum mechanics, anime, power tools, dedicated Browncoat, polymer clay, mosaics, stained glass, decoupage, cats, goblins, Brian Froud, Jim Henson, bats, pain research, chronic illness, Siamese cats, tattoos, rubber stamps, stamping, ink, bookmaking, wool, spinning, domino art, gemstones, gemology, minerology, geology
Favorite Movies Aliens, Slither, Serenity, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Boondock Saints, Day of the Dead, The Fog, Harvey, Blade Runner, Mystery Men, Dark City, Bubba Ho-Tep, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Big Trouble in Little China, Equilibrium, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, Pitch Black, Escape from New York, The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape, Batman Begins, Night Watch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Army of Darkness
Favorite Music Weird Al, Devo, Metallica, Oingo Boingo, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd, Linkin Park, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Kate Bush, Rush, Skindive, Garbage, Scorpions, Clandestine, Alice Cooper, Yoko Kanno, Queen, Jethro Tull, Jimmy Buffet, Marillion, Blue Oyster Cult
Favorite Books Going Postal, Making Money, Night Watch, The Dark Tower, The Walking Dead, Nanocosm, The Coming Plague, Men at Arms, Kitchen Confidential, Gone Bamboo, A Chef's Tour, Kaleidoscope

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Blue, because snakes don't have armpits.