Gender	Male
Industry	Maritime
Occupation	Employed
Location	Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
Introduction	The random, but sometimes surprisingly connected (but not necessarily lucid), stream-of-consciousness thoughts of an optimistic, heavy drinking, cantankerous, iconoclastic, foul-mouthed, devil worshipping misogynist who gets into fist-fights and lived in a damp barge in the arse end of the Thames and now lives in a caravan and loves to slaughter cats by the flinty light of a full moon while reading poetry.
Interests	Boats, caravans, house building, cruiser motorcycles, quantum physics, Wikipedia, metaphysics, religion.
Favorite movies	Cromwell, Zulu, Easy Rider, Dark Star, Life of Brian, The Bourne Identity, Star Wars, Dogma, Chronicles of Riddick, Troy, 300, Interview With A Vampire, Mission Impossible
Favorite music	Smooth Jazz, Electro-jazz, Rick Braun, Richard Elliot, St Germain, FM rock, Sade, Air, Shakattack, Simply Red, Supertramp, Santana, ZZ Top, Bruce Hornsby, Type-O-Negative, Enigma, Yes, ELP, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, KLF, Genesis, Buddha Bar, Skunk Anansie, Art of Noise, Tangerine Dream, Trance, Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Barber, Pachelbel, Alice in Chains
Favorite books	The History of Western Philosophy, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Antionia Fraser, science, On War, The Art of War, The Book of Five Rings, Terry Pratchett, Philip Pullman, Neil Gamen, God's Debris

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

How the hell do you get rid of the random question?