English Pete

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Introduction Graduated from St Nemesis, Cambridge with a double first (Mathematics and Tapestry). Worked in the USA as a street sweeper for 6 months before being recruited by the British Government as Junior Diplomat to Belize, a position held for 3 years. English Pete then established his own internet business, unfortunately called focebaak. Despite this setback he was invited to advise the Indian Government as to the development of the internet and it's impact on their burgoening topiary community. When the IAEA came calling English Pete answered the call, entering Iraq as part of the International Weapons Inspectorate. Although English Pete did find some WMD's it was decided that it would be better to keep it quiet. Recent years have been spent traveling the world, advising governments on all things internet and soft furnishings. Indeed Barak Obama has recently requested that English Pete visit the White House and "check out the cushions". Last Thursday, whilst water skiing in Uraguay, English Pete was approached by Google, when they requested he start a blog to help save Google. Which is where we are today. Enjoy