Smoothtooperate
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | Single Dad w/5 kids |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Dad of 5 kids, sometimes act stupid just to show I'm like everyone else, says "fuck" a lot as a part of my regular vocabulary, low tolerance for stupidity and bullies, takes on the world, loses every battle, always wins the war, meat and taters is all I need and if it on pizza or ice cream even better, I'm always right till I am not, wears everything on my sleeve, 10th grade drop out, Valedictorian of my class RE: communications, professional and recreational smart assery, always hilarious unless I am serious and I am rarely serious because life's too short, shitty spelling and grammar, rarely misunderstood, 0351 badass and a disabled vet with a round in me body to remind me. (if you don't know what an 0351 is, your probably not a badass). My biggest problem in life is finding something to do. I don't drink (allergy) and don't smoke(quit after 30 years). So I smoke pot and think. If for whatever reason you don't like me, you can go fuck yourself and stay the fuck away from me then. I can spot a phony a mile away(see go fuck yourself) my pet peeve is liars (see go fuck yourself) Others pet peeve of me? Start at the top and reread. |
| Interests | Pissing people off by making sense. |
| Favorite Movies | Forrest Gump |
| Favorite Music | Foo Fighters |
| Favorite Books | Green Eggs and Ham |
What the fuck?