Elliot_or_Is_It
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Pub Crawler/ Part Time Lover/Lab Test Subject |
| Location | Osan Air Base, Coing soon to a bar near you, South Korea |
| Introduction | Very secretive. I don't care for people to know where i am going, or where I have been. Sometimes I crave cheese. But it gives me a wicked bad stomach ache. I think that I might ne a little lactose intolerant. |
| Interests | i like beer, booze, broads, babes, and several other things that don't begin with "B" and one that begins with a "P" and" ends with a "Y" and has a "USS" in the middle. (need a hint???----------------------------------------------------------------Its Pussy!) |
| Favorite movies | Movies with a message. The Godfather-Don't f with the man in charge.--- Resevoir Dogs-Should not have made him be Mr Pink---and most importantly--- Pee-wee's Big Adventure-Chicks dig scrawny white guys |
| Favorite music | a little of everything. metal, hard rock, classical, crunk and or gangsta |
| Favorite books | Does Penthouse Forum count as a book, or should I go with "Letters to the Editor" Maybe Satanic Verses? or anything by Dr. Suess |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
If I knocked his fuckin teeth out with my shoe the prick wouldn't eat my apple. Why would you insinuate that he would do do that? Now I'm pissed off. Think I'll crack him in the head and wag my finger at him. No, I have to explain why he got hit again. Since the stroke he just sits there in his wheelchair and mumbles crap. Stupid invalid old man...steal my apple ya prick!