Vezlandia Day's Acceptance of Reality

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Gender	Female
Industry	Maritime
Occupation	Making merry
Location	Pacific Wonderland, To the Left When Looking @ a Map, Wallis & Futuna
Introduction	Cat on a hot tin roof.
Interests	Stuff. Things. Nouns, really.
Favorite Movies	Currently, Gomorrah. Fantastic.
Favorite Music	Beautiful music.
Favorite Books	The blank ones I can doodle in.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Obviously, goats eat anything. I would feed the goat the slinky, thus creating a very springy goat and catapult my way out of the well. Duh.