Orion Count Drulzelot

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About me

Occupation Bear rug, teddy bear, foot warmer, slime flinger
Location United States
Introduction I am a dog. A big, black Newfoundland dog. I am now four years old, and 150 lbs of newfie love. I am very well trained, and a Pet Partner with the Delta Society. I visit nursing homes, schools, hospitals, and anywhere I am needed. I have a companion newfie named Aquila, she is six months older than me and 120 lbs of hungry, gaping maw. She knows a lot about dog stuff, but not much about people stuff. That's why I have a blog and she doesn't. She will pop in every now and then when I let her, as long as she remembers this is about ME.
Interests Going for rides. Going for walks. Chasing cats. Chasing balls. Chasing squirrels. Playing chase-me. Swimming. Rescuing people from the water (whether or not they want to be). Begging for food. In that order.
Favorite Movies hmmmm, I don't get to go to the movies...
Favorite Music Anything but my Momma's singing
Favorite Books 99 Newfies, Go Dog Go, How to Speak Dog, Marley and Me, Star of the Storm, Thunder from the Sea, Any book about Newfs, Any book about dogs as long as the dog is the hero, and gets to be bad

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I'm a dog. Poop only means one thing....