The All Knowing
My blogs
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Information |
| Introduction | We are a small but ELITE group of unemployed impresarios, recognizing how some of the internet GIANTS went from being a couple of GEEKS with a computer to having an in-house MASSEUSE in no time by offering a service that was new, clean, and free. Taking advantage of the current BAD economy, we have assembled a virtual THINKTANK of unpaid interns, neurotic PhD candidates, AADD/OCD sufferers, and information FREAKS to meet around-the-clock at a caffeine fueled ROUNDTABLE to discuss your QUESTIONS and present you with a more personable, in-depth, insightful, and hopefully USEFUL answer to your question than you could ever possibly get though search engines and online encyclopedias. Rather than open up our BRAINTRUST to outsiders, easily corrupted by evil interests, our loyal and handpicked staff remains anonymous and devoted to answers that are at once accurate, truthful, and possibly contrary to the mainstream's necessarily TAINTED wisdom. Ultimately, we trust you to come upon your own answers, and so THE ALL KNOWING and our affiliates are not responsible for any harm, loss of money, life or limb, discomfort or dismay caused by any of our answers or advice. Peace. |
| Interests | Everything! |
| Favorite movies | No favorites! |
| Favorite music | Background |
| Favorite books | ALL OF THEM!!! |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
By creating massive illusions about what dandelions smell like.