Gathuku
My blogs
Gender | Female |
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Industry | Government |
Occupation | Queen |
Location | Seattle, Washington, United States |
Introduction | I am the most beautifullest Amazon parrot that ever lived. I am the Queen. I do what I want, when I want, to whoever I want. And you better believe it. And tell Fatlady to quit calling me 'that meglomaniac bird!' |
Interests | Squawking, Eating, Flying, Bossing, Issuing Decrees, Biting |
Favorite Movies | Polly, The Queen |
Favorite Music | Anything the Fatlady sings. |
Favorite Books | Why Mommy is a Democrat. Just the pictures. I especially like the rampaging elephant., Fear of Flying, Soft Target |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
He bowed to the Queen and she bit off his wig because it was ugly, but he was green and beautiful like her, so she spared his stupid frog-life.