Gathuku

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Government
Occupation Queen
Location Seattle, Washington, United States
Introduction I am the most beautifullest Amazon parrot that ever lived. I am the Queen. I do what I want, when I want, to whoever I want. And you better believe it. And tell Fatlady to quit calling me 'that meglomaniac bird!'
Interests Squawking, Eating, Flying, Bossing, Issuing Decrees, Biting
Favorite Movies Polly, The Queen
Favorite Music Anything the Fatlady sings.
Favorite Books Why Mommy is a Democrat. Just the pictures. I especially like the rampaging elephant., Fear of Flying, Soft Target

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

He bowed to the Queen and she bit off his wig because it was ugly, but he was green and beautiful like her, so she spared his stupid frog-life.