Benchimus

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Gender Male
Location United Kingdom
Introduction The history of my weird nick - some friends of mine coined it because 1) I was a benchwarmer for my sports team; and 2) our fave film at the time was Gladiator. So take Maximus and cross it with Bench, and there you have it - the birth of Benchimus.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Violated.