About me

Gender Male
Industry Marketing
Occupation Preoccupied
Location United States
Introduction I am an aged blogger. I almost said middle aged blogger, but that would imply that I will live well past 100 (which I have no intention of doing). I have been blogging for almost 20 years and have yet to be discovered. But it is only a matter of time until I become the next Internet sensation and then fade quickly back into obscurity after my 15 seconds of fame (especially when everyone discovers my age). I was almost discovered in 2006 (the year in which I wrote my best posts), but all of my regular readers found better things to do (or god forbid expired) and abandoned me. There was never more than a handful anyway. I am not bitter, though. Despite my persistent lack of success I doggedly continue to write.
Interests Quantum Physics, mountain beavers, Elvis and Elvis Christmas Trees, The Beatles, guitar, binge watching, painting rocks, pondering my invisibility, camping, collecting things (lately Mardi Gras Doubloons, Reno memorabilia and Tiki Mugs)
Favorite Movies Groundhog's Day, Braveheart, anything by the Coen brothers, Captain Ron, The 13th Warrior, Mystery Train, Sling Blade, Forrest Gump, Platoon, Little Big Man, Pulp Fiction, True Romance
Favorite Music The Beatles, Elvis, Tom Waits, Dixie Chicks, The Civil Wars, Down Like Silver, The Sweeplings, Pink, Pink Floyd, Lady GaGa
Favorite Books Confederacy of the Dunces (not sure why other than it became famous after the author killed himself), Anything by Tom Robbins. Who reads anymore anyway.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Sit in my backyard with the rest of the dandelions.