Time
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Preoccupied |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I am an aged blogger. I almost said middle aged blogger, but that would imply that I will live well past 100 (which I have no intention of doing). I have been blogging for almost 19 years and have yet to be discovered. But it is only a matter of time until I become the next Internet sensation and then fade quickly back into obscurity after my 15 seconds of fame (especially when everyone discovers my age). I was almost discovered in 2006 (the year in which I wrote my best posts), but all of my regular readers apparently found the right medication levels and abandoned me. I am not bitter, though. Despite my persistent lack of success I doggedly continue to write. |
| Interests | Quantum Physics, mountain beavers, Elvis and Elvis Christmas Trees, The Beatles, guitar, binge watching, painting rocks, pondering my invisibility, camping, collecting things (lately Mardi Gras Doubloons) |
| Favorite Movies | Groundhog's Day, Braveheart, anything by the Coen brothers, Captain Ron, The 13th Warrior, Mystery Train, Sling Blade, Forrest Gump, Platoon, Little Big Man, Pulp Fiction, True Romance |
| Favorite Music | The Beatles, Elvis, Tom Waits, Dixie Chicks, The Civil Wars, Down Like Silver, The Sweeplings, Pink, Pink Floyd, Lady GaGa |
| Favorite Books | Confederacy of the Dunces, Anything by Tom Robbins |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Sit in my backyard with the rest of the dandelions.