4th Gear Molly
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| Gender | Female |
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| Location | IL, United States |
| Introduction | Let's cut the bullshit, shall we? I cook enough to provide some sort of nourishment for myself and those I'm legally obligated to support since they expelled from my who-ha. I read enough to keep me barely above water in semi-intellectual conversations. I exercise just enough to not need petroleum jelly on my thighs in case a fire should start. My interests, you ask? My interest is in making it through each day without dropping any of the number of balls I'm juggling. I eat organic if it is cheaper than the generic and tastes just as good....so basically never. I do crafts with my kids pretty much never because they are boys so there are video games to play, television to watch and guns to shoot and ummm....I don't have a crafty bone in my body. You understand though right? I can't be alone here. Surely we make up the majority. We just stand in silence trying to pretend that we're trying to keep up with the Jones'. Well, no longer, my friends! I'm lazy, stressed, tired and grumpy. And I like vodka....and ellipses (dot-dot-dot). Whether it is drinking, joking, or loving - I go from 1st gear to 4th gear in lightning speed so saddle up. Now let's ride. |