Gender	Male
Location	a little to your left
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	is this thing on..?
Interests	politics, culture, social psychology, art of all kinds, writing, the internet and computer stuff, bass guitar...
Favorite movies	The Kids are Alright, anything by Tim Burton, animation, and a bazillion others.
Favorite music	john entwistle, the who, fastball, oingo boingo, Pink Floyd, more
Favorite books	Working on that mental list...

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

I don't mind the design, as I respect the artist's intentions, but I'm really uncomfortable with the location of the spout.