Geoff Prickett

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Lothario, Writer, Fish
Location London, England, United Kingdom
Introduction By day I am a failed screenwriter, by night (and the occasional Thursday afternoon) I am Geoff, The Welsh Lothario. Warning: May contain traces of nuts.
Interests Screenwriting, Golf, strangling animals, masturbating, quoting Monty Python sketches, The Goon Show
Favorite Music That one off the Marks & Spencer's advert, Cool tune I heard in Waitrose the other Wednesday

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

I wanted the James Bond Collection on dvd, you hag! Call it a subtle hint, but didn't my 'I want The James Bond Collection on Dvd' letter I wrote to you give you some clue?? God!