Randi

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Gender Female
Industry Technology
Occupation Product Operations Specialist
Location Campbell, CA, United States
Introduction Princess Randita Lee Presley was born to Elvis & Priscilla in 1981, only 4 short years after Elvis' untimely death. She has regularly been found literally glued to her couch from 8 - 10 pm on weekdays. In efforts to avoid cutting the butt out of her jeans, she is now a nudist. Problem solved. She invented post-it notes with Romy & Michelle. Or was it just the glue to make post-its better? In her spare time, she likes to take long walks off of short piers and dance like Elaine from Seinfeld in crowded bars.
Interests Rocking out on fake instruments, watching cheezy movies, eating food en masse, finding interesting music, monkeys, fish, ducks, pandas, Kevin Smith, View Askew, funny things
Favorite Movies Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Dude Where's My Car?, Son in Law, Swingers, Dazed and Confused, Pretty in Pink
Favorite Music The kind that doesn't suck
Favorite Books Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, America The Book, Harry Potter

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