Whorella Mundane
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | data wrangler who wishes she was a farmer's wife |
| Location | Pittsburghetto, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I was the first girl paddled in my school district: I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR ALL RIGHT. And this is sure to make you admire me: I spent 12 years on welfare and ended up graduating from Carnegie Mellon University. With honors, of course. I’m an Organic Intellectual low life snob and can prove that free will doesn't exist except as an illusion on which all human conflict is based. |
| Interests | Blaming god for humanity’s weaknesses, which are really his design failures, which we so gleefully take on as sin, and eventually start getting busy hating each other over their sins, and have to kill them and shit, We need a Holy Blow Me, Someone finally standing up to God, by saying "I think you could do better, Blow us up and start again and this time be more selective with what causes pain," Jesus died for God’s sins, not ours. |
| Favorite movies | no I can't do it, I won't tell you what movies I like so you can act like you know me, okay maybe a few, pee wee's big adventure, Jeremiah Johnson, the other sister, the homecoming (well the walton's are my favorite), I watched 'the hurricane' a million times, elf, grand canyon, harold and maude, donnie darko, empire of the sun, brian's song, the great santini, out of africa, stella, the whole wide world but don't watch it if your boyfriend just killed himself like I did because it just sucks then |
| Favorite music | john doe, stony lonesome and sore wrist, the von trapp family singers, glen campbell, madge, gordon downie, leave me alone, southern rock, NO JAZZ because it's STUPID, ammie mann, counting cash, pearl jam, steely dan, marshall tucker band, rock and fucking roll |
| Favorite books | what's a book, I just can't find one that I ever finish, but I have a degree in literature so I think I read too much and ruined me, I love rilke, dorothy allison, lydia lunch |
That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
If it was a fish and i'm standing on it then it's a dead fish which reminds me i'm hungry.