Elliott Smith
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Real Estate |
| Occupation | I'm a color reporter |
| Location | Alphabet City |
| Introduction | Lonely makes me blue, envy turns me green. Hate might paint me red if I load my magazine. |
| Interests | Everything means nothing to me. |
| Favorite Movies | Punch and Judy |
| Favorite Music | Quasi |
| Favorite Books | Either/Or: A Fragment of Life |