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DriveByScreamer
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GenderFemale
IndustryBusiness Services
OccupationGoddess Like Being
LocationCanby, Oregon, United States
IntroductionI am your average dark humored wife and mother, the only thing I have setting me apart from many of my peers is that I used to weigh 430lbs. This blog is a hobby that I am truly passionate about. I hope that passion translates through all the ones and zeros as it flies through the ether and appears on your device. Like any writer there are times where this tends to run dry, and then there are times that I drown in my own laughter. May my musings and anecdotes bring a reaction, any reaction. That's what I cherish when I am the reader; the reaction elicited by the writer. Feel free to share me with the world; I am not doing this for the fame, merely the opportunity to bring laughter and kinship to misfits like myself. Find me on Twitter and Instagram under @drivebyscreamer Some stuff doesn't quite make it here, but the little nuggets end up there.
InterestsNature, photography, my family, art, music, reading, classic American muscle cars, drawing, and other stuff.
Favorite moviesYea, I like those...
Favorite musicDepends solely on my mood and/or attitude... And the day of the week. More often it will be punk, or classic rock, or the Beatles, or dub step.
Favorite booksThere are too many to begin to share. I would love to know your favorites though! I am always looking for a new read.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

I would cover myself with the white frosting glue (like Arnold in Predator) and put gumdrops on in suggestive areas and pose as an avant garde statue...

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