bonjoy

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Papier mache
Location Sheffield, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Introduction West Lothian's premier apple thief
Interests Dog eggs, pears, mulberries, cowberries, crowberries, apes, fluff, geese, wasps, bees, cheese, rock bouldering and other forms of climbing
Favorite Movies The Goose et la Gosling

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Milk has a heart of brass and hence no feeling