bonjoy
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Papier mache |
| Location | Sheffield, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | West Lothian's premier apple thief |
| Interests | Dog eggs, pears, mulberries, cowberries, crowberries, apes, fluff, geese, wasps, bees, cheese, rock bouldering and other forms of climbing |
| Favorite movies | The Goose et la Gosling |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Milk has a heart of brass and hence no feeling