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jack
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OccupationAdvertising, i already told you fool
Locationawsomeville, awsomfornia, Afghanistan
Introductionda names freez. J-freez. Mess with me and ill toast ur bread faster than u can say antidisestablishmentaryunnizunum. and if you be hatin you might just wake up tied to a chair in a dark room with a flat screen t.v. playing "the teletubbies big-screen adventure". Word.
Interestsawsome, shiny things, guacmole, lacrosse, loud noises, reindeer, all things that explode or spontaniously combust.
Favorite movieswaynes world, without a paddle, A conviniant truth (the true story of one mans quest to find the perfect guacamole)
Favorite musicBaytobys fifth. Nuf said
Favorite booksI realized that there is no section for favorite sayings. Books dont matter so im using this section for that: Nuf said. word' POP A CAP get off my lawn nickle for a dime chuck norris (yes its a saying) Stop staring (convienient)

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

gold and the frozen blood of my enemies. It will commemerate the day i slayed a pack of saber tooth tiggers, then taped shut the mouths of greenpeace protesters.

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