jack
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Industry | Advertising |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Advertising, i already told you fool |
| Location | awsomeville, awsomfornia, Afghanistan |
| Introduction | da names freez. J-freez. Mess with me and ill toast ur bread faster than u can say antidisestablishmentaryunnizunum. and if you be hatin you might just wake up tied to a chair in a dark room with a flat screen t.v. playing "the teletubbies big-screen adventure". Word. |
| Interests | awsome, shiny things, guacmole, lacrosse, loud noises, reindeer, all things that explode or spontaniously combust. |
| Favorite movies | waynes world, without a paddle, A conviniant truth (the true story of one mans quest to find the perfect guacamole) |
| Favorite music | Baytobys fifth. Nuf said |
| Favorite books | I realized that there is no section for favorite sayings. Books dont matter so im using this section for that: Nuf said. word' POP A CAP get off my lawn nickle for a dime chuck norris (yes its a saying) Stop staring (convienient) |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
gold and the frozen blood of my enemies. It will commemerate the day i slayed a pack of saber tooth tiggers, then taped shut the mouths of greenpeace protesters.

