♥ Braja

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Author, Lost & Found in India (Hay House International, 2013)
Location Mayapur, India
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Introduction I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling mountains or crushing cars. I translate ethnic slurs for Pakistani terrorists, save stray cats, and deftly frolic in the Ganga. My rock band naming abilities are highly sought after, and very Tuesday morning I repair appliances and existential problems free of charge for the local villagers. I am an artist and my floral arrangements have earned me fame in international banking circles. I made my own cat door. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket containing E471. I perform covert operations for the CIA. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. In 1998 I invaded Tasmania, but no one noticed. I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Gandhi. My passport carries a Vatican endorsement. I stole practically every line in this bio from elsewhere.