The Barstool
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Freight Forwarder |
| Location | The Woodlands, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Some say I'm an enigma...rumors drift about me being 8 feet tall and wielding a magic blade and a cage full of turkey vultures. Sorry...but all of those rumors are TRUE! Face the wrath of my turkey vultures! |
| Interests | I'm interested in typing a bunch of crap on this mofo. What the hell else would I sign up on this for? |
| Favorite movies | Spaceballs, Airplane, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back just to name a few... |
| Favorite music | Anything with a good beat that I can pretend I know how to sing to...or romantic stuff like Frank Sinatra...come flyyyy with meeee! |
| Favorite books | My favorite book? Oh yeah...um, right! My favorite book...what was it called? Geez, I just can't remember....um.... ...I can't read or write... |
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
Yesterday...I could've sworn that I had destroyed those bastards in the explosion...