Riley
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am a boy, which means I have a penis. Once, I asked my father; "what does this mean?" He replied; "You can pee outside." |
| Interests | puppies, glitter, things that feel soft and fuzzy on my face, trees. |
| Favorite movies | The Little Mermaid, Evil Dead 2, What About Bob?, Planet of the Apes, and Eraserhead. |
| Favorite music | Anything with a beat. |
| Favorite books | Ones with pictures. |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
1: Because blue is available. Nobody makes blueberry candy, because blueberry candy sucks. 2: Strawberries, cherries, cranberries 3: A raspberry stain will eventually turn blue.