Colonel Mustard
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Kansas City, United States |
| Introduction | I am simply your average guy. I love sports, music, women, movies, women, tv, gaming, drinking and the other usual guy stuff. I am married, have two kids, two dogs, a nice home in the suburbs and no place to be a guy except online. Like most married men, I am allowed to visit my testicles when my wife takes them out of her purse. So, I am here to pretend that I still have a sac. Follow me on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/mancavern |
| Interests | Women, Music, Sports, TV, Gaming, Movies, Guy Stuff |
| Favorite movies | Platoon, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, The Godfather, Office Space, Caddyshack, Indana Jones, Stripes, Ghostbusters |
| Favorite music | Motley Crue, Kiss, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Live, Boston, Bon Jovi, Creed, Eric Clapton, Dakota Moon, The Eagles, Fuel, Garth Brooks, Godsmack, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Hinder, Huey Lewis, Journey, Jackyl, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Ozzy, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queensryche, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Rush, Bruce Springsteen, Saliva, The Police, Triumph, Prince, Van Halen, U2, ZZ Top, Rob Zombie |
| Favorite books | The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, John Sanders, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader |
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Icing. LOTS of icing. While nekkid...

