The Grumpy Toast
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Grumpy Toast |
| Location | Screwville, The State of FU, United States |
| Introduction | Likes: Toasters Dislikes: Mold |
| Interests | Ranting, Raving, Cussing, Screaming at People, Telling trolls where to go and how to get there. |
| Favorite movies | The Brave Little Toaster, As Good as it Gets. |
| Favorite music | Rock, Metal |
| Favorite books | Toast: Homage to a Superfood by Nick Parker Toast by Nigel Slater On Books and Toast by Tyler Shores |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Hey! My mom was a waffle!