Gender	Male
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Video Editor
Location	Columbia, South Carolina, United States
Introduction	i'm jake, and i like pretty things, shiny things, ugly things, fast things, loud things, kind of shiny things, extinct things from long ago with big sharp teeth and tiny arms, not so shiny things, and lots of other things, too.
Interests	Pen & Ink, Illustrator CS3
Favorite music	i like when happy (and sometimes not so happy) sounds make their way into my ear drums.
Favorite books	Ecclesiastes,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,the Phantom Tollbooth

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

by setting fire to the cogs in my head so the water escapes as steam. wait, then the cogs in my head would be on fire and i'd need the water to put it out...