M. Butler
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Trying to stay optimistic. It's a full time job. |
| Location | Boulder, CO, United States |
| Introduction | Graduated from NYU Pursuing a Masters in Russian and Eastern European Studies Writer for the (soon to be) critically acclaimed blog, WordsFinest Lover, AND Fighter (though don't worry ladies, not simultaneously). Not really much of a fighter, actually. Capable of yelling REALLY loudly though, with many obscenities. I hear this can scare away most larger predators, like bears and Glenn Beck. |
| Interests | Using the network of tattoos and notes to myself to overcome my memory affliction to track down my wife's murderer. <br> Also, video games, non-dissonant music (as well), reading, attempting to write. Also, I attempt to provide information about my favorite things in alphabetical order. |
| Favorite movies | American Psycho, Brother, Clerks, Die Hard, Elephant, Funny Games, Goodfellas, The Hangover, Infernal Affairs, Jurassic Park, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lord of War, The Machinist, No Country for Old Men, Oldboy, Primer, Repo! The Genetic Opera, A Scanner Darkly, Training Day, Up in the Air, The Usual Suspects, X-men 2, Zoolander |
| Favorite music | Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Cut Copy, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, Flogging Molly, The Gaslight Anthem, The Hives, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, KMFDM, Lady Gaga (dead serious), Mindless Self Indulgence, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, The Offspring, Pennywise, Queen, Rise Against, Schlachthofbronx, Tool, The Used, Venetian Snares, Wu-Tang Clan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zeromancer, 3OH!3 (again, dead serious) |
| Favorite books | The Idiot, The Master and Margarita, Invitation to a Beheading, Laughter in the Dark, Pnin, Lolita, Despair, We, A Dead Man's Memoirs, Cat's Cradle, The Sirens of Titan, The Road, Choke, Survivor, FlashForward, The Trial, The Castle, Ender's Game, A Clockwork Orange, The Wanting Seed |
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Really, what this question is missing is why the steam FAILS to whistle in the shower. It is probably struck mute at the sight of my manhood, as many things are.