Grumpy Lion
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Curmudgeon |
| Location | Cape Cod |
| Introduction | Middle-aged atheist. Likes vermouth. Owns too many books and too many cats. |
| Interests | Reading, writing, logic and rhetoric, backgammon, cats, money, women... well, I was doing alright until I got to the money and women part. |
| Favorite movies | The Third Man, Casablanca, Field of Dreams |
| Favorite music | Not rap. |
| Favorite books | Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings; authors James Lee Burke, John Sandford, Thomas Cook |