Tom
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Canada |
| Introduction | There's a 99% chance that you're on this blog precisely because you know who I am already. For the remaining 1%, um, well, I'm hot. And smart. And successful. You want to either be me or let me impregnate you. Attn 99%: Please do not talk to the 1%. |
| Favorite movies | What is this shit—friendster? |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
I smell Juan Valdez. Showers are hard to come by in the Andes. And fair trade coffee merchants never bring soap with them when they visit.