Johnny
My blogs
| Location | New Haven, Connecticut, United States |
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| Introduction | Dear, Reader. My name is John Doolan and if you don't know me then you are totally missing out. Not only am I really ridiculously good looking, but also devastatingly dashing and beyond charming. I write whatever pops into my perverse little brain, so if something I say offends you then kindly piss off. I'm what you would call a "freelance writer" which just basically means that I'm unemployed. I write over the top, insane B movies for a company called Synthetic Cinema International that most people might find reprehensible. If you are one of said people then stop watching them because I didn't write them for you! You can check out my horror reviews of epicness over at UHM as well. I grew up on horror films, but I'm really an all around movie junky. I'm also tragically addicted to any and every horribly trashy, yet painfully addictive reality and teen show that invades my television monitor. Do you know every word to the theme song of Degrassi? Cause I do! So stick around and give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Love, John |