Aunty Danielle

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Woman of the World
Location British Virgin Islands
Introduction My name is Danielle Muriel Wittlerspoon and I am an attractive, young/mature lady, Daniel's caring Aunt, and a widow on the lookout. As a Christian, I love everyone except Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Masons, Boudoirists and Posh people. I'm a simple seamstress so there! Don't cross me or exhibit smarty-pants air and graces or I'll stitch you up quick smart! My tongue has been likened to electrified razorwire. 20,000 volts! You've been warned.
Interests Men, men, men, men, men, bingo and knitting.
Favorite Movies The Sound of Music. Cinderella. The Witches of Salem.
Favorite Music Anything by Willie Nelson or Nelson Eddy or Peter Costello.
Favorite Books Bible, The Womens Weekly, Better Homes and Gardens, Catherine Cookson, The Gardener's Almanac

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

A lady doesn't wear swimming trunks! What a silly question.