Aunty Danielle
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Woman of the World |
| Location | British Virgin Islands |
| Introduction | My name is Danielle Muriel Wittlerspoon and I am an attractive, young/mature lady, Daniel's caring Aunt, and a widow on the lookout. As a Christian, I love everyone except Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Masons, Boudoirists and Posh people. I'm a simple seamstress so there! Don't cross me or exhibit smarty-pants air and graces or I'll stitch you up quick smart! My tongue has been likened to electrified razorwire. 20,000 volts! You've been warned. |
| Interests | Men, men, men, men, men, bingo and knitting. |
| Favorite movies | The Sound of Music. Cinderella. The Witches of Salem. |
| Favorite music | Anything by Willie Nelson or Nelson Eddy or Peter Costello. |
| Favorite books | Bible, The Womens Weekly, Better Homes and Gardens, Catherine Cookson, The Gardener's Almanac, |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
A lady doesn't wear swimming trunks! What a silly question.