Gender	Male
Location	Urbana by Way of Peoria, IL, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Professional Wrestling's Premier Cubs Fan. At least that's a title I can be proud of. Despite all the guilt, grief, and other such garbage (yes I am a fan of alliteration), I think I am a pretty likable guy. Most of my friends will agree with that statement. It is like being the "All Employees" sign in a restaurant's restroom. People are glad I am there as they assume everything is right with the world. Until I accidentally met the coolest person I'll ever meet, Stacia Hardin (hey, I prayed all the time, but haven't shaken Jesus's hand), I kept to myself to focus on my goals. When I lost touch with her, I was lost, so my buddies decided to pull me out of my little world and into Downtown Peoria. So, I was introduced to adulthood (beyond that responsibility shit I've been faking since I finished Jr. College). And what can I say... If I have the money I drink too much; buy 80's uberviolent action movies and extremely dark comedies; get tattoos of the works of my lowbrow icons; and curse the insignificance that leaves me as a aging shell of my aspirations, adrift in a shallow ignorant world.
Interests	Vodka, Vintage MMA (all about the headbutts), Peoria Rivermen, Anime, New Japan Wrestling, All American Wrestling, Chicago Cubs, Movies
Favorite movies	Trainspotting, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Blade, Splendor, Fight Club, The Wrestler, Chasing Amy, Aliens, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather
Favorite music	Nine Inch Nail, KMFDM, Queen, David Bowie, Naked Raygun, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Aerosmith, The Pimps, Pink Floyd, Tool, The Smashing Pumpins, The Deftones
Favorite books	Sock by Penn Jillette, The Chronicles of Narnia, Porno by Irvine Welsh

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Toys of course. As close as I can get to copyright infringement without crossing the line. I may try to build the first plastic wrestling ring.