Gender	Female
Occupation	Homeowner
Introduction	I'm a woman named Hazel, with a house, married to a man named Stanley. We have a little girl named Blueberry, and a baby boy named Peachy. *Names changed.
Interests	My house: the structure, interior, and surrounding property, including the front and back yards, plus the narrow spaces on each side, and the organisms contained therein and thereon. Also the neighbors.
Favorite movies	Casablanca, Home Fries, The Lake House, House Party, The Money Pit
Favorite music	Home on the Range (classic country song), Love Shack (B52s), House of the Rising Sun (various artists), Pink Houses (John Cougar Mellencamp)
Favorite books	Little House on the Prairie, Slaughterhouse Five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

The foundation of my house is flat. The foundation of my house is parallel to the earth. Ergo, the earth is flat.