Slappy Internet
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Mine/Not Miner |
| Location | Interwebs, United States |
| Introduction | I made a dog drink potato water, I lightened the gravity of Steel Reserve, and I twice drank 11 Panthers in one day. |
| Interests | Tricking kids into eating buttons, makin' shit outta tubes, liberating processed liquids from my bladder, and working in the garden. |
| Favorite movies | Madden 2007, Top O' the Head to Ya |
| Favorite music | People tripping over shit, and skinning their knees and shit |
| Favorite books | Hot Lips, Harper's Bazaar, The Sears Catalog |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
A bouqet of olive pits stuck to matted up, bloody cat hair, and a gift certificate to Flappy's Spinach Shack (the strip club, not the restaruant).