On Blogger since September 2005
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|Industry||Sports or Recreation|
|Location||Atlanna, Geeeeorgia, United States|
|Introduction||I was sewn in a third world country by an eight-year-old Indonesian boy with very soft hands. I was purchased as part of a graduation present for a very hairy young man from Bryn Mawr. He wore me to school at Temple, where I lived most of my formative years either in a pile of dirty laundry, or being fapped into. During college my interest in the sports world began. I especially enjoyed hanging in the locker room. After a horrible Griswold Machine accident, two bouts with Carotenosis and a Hypercarotenemia diagnosis in 2004 left me with Liqua-Tan™ skin (think potato). Though I enjoyed the views from various gym lockers, I retired from the apparel world earlier this year to pursue a blogging career on a full time basis.|
|Interests||Hockey. Beards. Self-promotion. Closets.|
|Favorite Movies||Youngblood, Mystery Alaska|
|Favorite Music||Elton John|
|Favorite Books||Jocks 2 : Coming Out to Play|
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Jas. Townsend & Son- black leather/gold buckle, straight lasted (unlike me), military style from the 1700's with a moderately squared toe.