J.K. Sockey

My blogs

About me

Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation The Source!
Location Atlanna, Geeeeorgia, United States
Introduction I was sewn in a third world country by an eight-year-old Indonesian boy with very soft hands. I was purchased as part of a graduation present for a very hairy young man from Bryn Mawr. He wore me to school at Temple, where I lived most of my formative years either in a pile of dirty laundry, or being fapped into. During college my interest in the sports world began. I especially enjoyed hanging in the locker room. After a horrible Griswold Machine accident, two bouts with Carotenosis and a Hypercarotenemia diagnosis in 2004 left me with Liqua-Tan™ skin (think potato). Though I enjoyed the views from various gym lockers, I retired from the apparel world earlier this year to pursue a blogging career on a full time basis.
Interests Hockey. Beards. Self-promotion. Closets.
Favorite Movies Youngblood, Mystery Alaska
Favorite Music Elton John
Favorite Books Jocks 2 : Coming Out to Play

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Jas. Townsend & Son- black leather/gold buckle, straight lasted (unlike me), military style from the 1700's with a moderately squared toe.