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About me

Industry Student
Occupation Grad Student
Location Ann Arbor, MI, United States
Introduction I'm so cool I can make the hottest room temperature drop just by walking in. I'm so I cool I cause deaths in saunas from rapid temperature change. I'm cool enough to give Iceman goose bumps.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

First of all, I'd need loose fitting pants or at least pants with an elastic waist band. I mean, if I'm going to eat a person, my stomach needs room to fill up. Secondly, I wouldn't wear anything white, because eating people is like eating spaghetti, you get red everywhere. Lastly, I would have a bib, because I like to get messy when I eat people.