Location	Indianapolis, IN, United States
Introduction	BZero is 35 and a geek. He is 6' tall with blue eyes and long dark hair. Icey/Jero is cutey and geekish as well. She's a lot more attractive than she realizes. We're both a little shy at first, but warm up pretty quickly.
Interests	BDSM, swinging, reading, video games, travel, Philadelphia Eagles, role-playing, playing on the computer, comics, science
Favorite movies	28 Days Later..., Pride & Prejudice, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Office Space, March of the Penguins, Snakes on a Plane, Invincible, Happy Feet, V for Vendetta, Serenity, Little Shop of Horrors, Lost Boys, The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Madagascar, Shawn of the Dead, Underworld, Borat
Favorite music	Barenaked Ladies, Richard Cheese, matchbox twenty, KISS, Oingo Boingo, Richard Marx, Danny Elfman, Weird Al
Favorite books	Screw the Roses Give Me the Thorns, Mina, Ethical Slut, The Stand

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Why bother with shoes at that point?