Gender	Female
Location	Ohio, United States
Interests	Hiking, nature, road trips, flowers, cats, fairies, pineapples, delicious cake, food, fitness, cooking, spirituality, stargazing, the internet, webcomics, Star Wars, dorky things, horseback riding, writing, reading, building fires.
Favorite movies	Amelie, Star Trek (the new one), Star Wars (all BUT the prequels), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, Austraila, Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Muppet Christmas Carol, Noises Off.
Favorite music	Fallulah, In Tenebris, Mumford and Sons, Within Temptation, ZZ Ward, The Birthday Massacre, Loreena McKennitt, Sarah Brightman, Meiko, Birdy, Hozier, Sarah Bareilles, Broods, Bitter:Sweet. Ludo, showtunes, A Fine Frenzy, Gotye, Kimbra, Britney Spears, Eminem, Anna Nalick, Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey, Halestorm, Adelitas Way, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Jewel, Disturbed, Queen, The Darkness, Elemental Groove Theory.
Favorite books	Kushiel's Dart, Kushiel's Chosen, The Passage, Wool, Mistborn, Assassin's Apprentice, Fruits Basket, The Bell Jar, Sense and Sensibility, The Hero and the Crown, The Chronicles of Narnia.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Once upon a time, the bald frog (named George) decided that he wanted to pretend to be a Georgian prince trapped under a fairy's curse, so he bought a wig! But the wig was magical and turned the frog into a real prince! Naturally, the frog was very upset, because it's much harder for a human to seduce a frog than the other way around. So he became an investment banker instead. The end!