GrizzlyPlaytoy4Rent
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | ursine gigolo |
| Location | Woodlands north of DC |
| Introduction | I'm a handsome little devil. Just ask anyone. But fuck with me and I'll piddle on your shoes. |
| Interests | Shitting in the woods (naturally), foraging for berries and carrion, scoring with the honeys. |
| Favorite movies | Brother Bear, Grizzly Man, Smokey and the Bandit, Gentle Ben |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
"Free the bears, y'know the forest is theirs, come on pretty baby and forget your cares... Grrrr!"