GrizzlyPlaytoy4Rent
Gender | Male |
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Occupation | ursine gigolo |
Location | Woodlands north of DC |
Introduction | I'm a handsome little devil. Just ask anyone. But fuck with me and I'll piddle on your shoes. |
Interests | Shitting in the woods (naturally), foraging for berries and carrion, scoring with the honeys. |
Favorite Movies | Brother Bear, Grizzly Man, Smokey and the Bandit, Gentle Ben |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
"Free the bears, y'know the forest is theirs, come on pretty baby and forget your cares... Grrrr!"