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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt XXXXXX, Thank you so much for the syrup dispenser. You have chosen a wonderful gift, given my absolute love for pancakes and syrup. Every time I dispense syrup from this cock, I will think of you.