matthewweflen
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Education |
Occupation | Adjunct Professor |
Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
Interests | Star Trek, reading, writing, movies, games, baseball, philosophy. |
Favorite Movies | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt XXXXXX, Thank you so much for the syrup dispenser. You have chosen a wonderful gift, given my absolute love for pancakes and syrup. Every time I dispense syrup from this cock, I will think of you.