A Novel Woman

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Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Freelance Writer
Location	Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Introduction	A Novel Woman, AKA Pamela Patchet, was unwittingly born and raised in Toronto instead of Paris. She worked her way from A&W carhop to political advisor to advertising executive where, on any given day, she was called upon to soothe disgruntled clients, cajole temperamental artists, juggle multi-million dollar budgets or locate trained penguins for television commercials. She married a handsome dentist for love and a lifetime of free dental care, raised three kids, and established a freelance writing career, not unlike her earlier jobs, minus the penguins.
Interests	Eliminating squirrels from the face of the earth.
Favorite Movies	Enchanted April, American Beauty, The Matrix, Finding Nemo, When Harry Met Sally, Austin Powers series, Casablanca. (I know...)
Favorite Music	Iz, Black Eyed Peas, Thomas Tallis, Thomas Newman, John Mayer, Seal, Sting, Josh Groban, Italian Baroque, Imogen Heap, Sam Roberts, Vaughan Williams.
Favorite Books	Outlander, Anne of Green Gables, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Eat, Pray, Love, anything by Bill Bryson, anything by David Sedaris

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

There's no k in consequence.