Crom Void
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Faith Healer |
| Location | R'lyeh, Atlantis |
| Introduction | I am hollow inside. You can tell, because when I swim, there is nothing past my feet. Somehow, I am OK with this. |
| Interests | Drooling. Wearing fuzzy headgear |
| Favorite movies | Any prerendered cinematic from the Gamecube version of James Bond: Everything or Nothing. |
| Favorite music | Bandsawing sheet metal |
| Favorite books | Olsen's standard book of British Birds (expigated version). |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
I have customized robotic eels trained to do this task for me.