B.Bass

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Pan Handler
Location	Los Angeles, Cali
Introduction	I am Brandon Bass. I'm a myserious enigma wrapped up in a puzzling riddle. I scaled Mt. Everest in a wheelchair, not because I was confined to the wheelchair, but rather because I found it to be more comfortable than standing. I once bit my tongue completely off. I went to Lobsterfest tonight, but I didn't eat lobster. I've never skied before. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I just bought my condom and it was pretty cool. I want to make my first son's middle name, "Trouble", so when he gets in trouble he can say, "Trouble's my middle name". And it'll be true. I took four years of French, and now I can't remember any of it. I once dressed as a Nintendo Gameboy for Halloween. Imagine something you love--I am just like that, only better. I am straight outta Compton. I pop boners that destroy entire restaurants. I am a master of the muffin. I have my hand in the puppet head. I tower above most at 9'10", and outweigh even the mightiest of foes at a staggering 690 lbs. I am the Alpha and the Beta. That spells AB in greek, which describes me perfectly.