Chlamydia Parker Balls
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| Location | The Palace of Parkyerballs, Ivory Towers, United Kingdom |
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| Introduction | Born at the side of a lay-by in Croydon on 17 July 1947, Chlamydia was raised opposite the Bonkers Racecourse, East Sussex by her parents, Major Dan Dare (a British Army officer turned nemesis of the Mekon) and The Honourable Rosebud Garden (eldest child of the 3rd Baron Whiffy Bum Bum). Chlamydia attended Dumbasfuck School in Sussex, as well as Queer Gate School in Kensington. She subsequently attended the Mon Fertile cattle insemination school in Switzerland and studied in Paris. Following her education, she worked for a year at the offices of designer Philippe Starkers. She also became an avid equestrienne and participated in pussy hunting. The relationship between Chlamydia and Prince Tampax began when they met at a polio match in 1970. Though she became one of the numerous girlfriends of the Prince, and he was said to have wanted to marry her, Chlamydia was seen by royal courtiers as an unsuitable match, since her frock clashed with the Queen's wallpaper. Reliable reports indicate that they renewed their nasties in the 1980s. The affair became public knowledge a decade later, after the Prince declared he wanted to be Chlamydia’s Tampax. They have gone steady ever since. |