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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Emotional crutch. Mammal castrator. |
| Location | Oakland, California, United States |
| Introduction | "The squish of mud between [my] toes; how would you live your life as a frog?" [sic] Happily, until I croaked. Guffaw. I actually like warm mud under my feet when the temperature is chill. On hot, sunny days, cool mud and a garden hose are a must. I would be happy as a frog, unless someone made me into a frog-leather purse lined with blue satin, with the zipper sewn onto my mouth. Though I do own one of these purses, it is made of an Australian Cane toad, not a frog, so my potential life as a generic amphibian might be unmarred. Next question, please. I like your spelling and grammar. I love your alliterative rants. |
| Interests | I like things. I also like stuff. I like fruit and dogs and ranting and chocolate soy products and spelling and grammar. |
| Favorite music | Rock 'n roll will never die. |
| Favorite books | There are so many books and anthologies I adore... I read. A lot. |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
I was unaware that the honeydew melon was also known as the money melon. Perhaps its green color and low cost earned it this dubious honour.