Brian
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | Dispatcher |
| Location | Arlington, Virginia, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | "Blank Top Taxi, may I have your phone number please?" I ask that question about 500 times a day. I answer the phone for a taxi company in Arlington, Virginia. I do this because I spent my eight years in college drinking ludicrous quantities of beer and fishing, often times both at once. But those days are gone forever. After I ask the above question, any number of things will happen. Usually it's just somebody who wants a cab. Sometimes it's sombody wanting to know how much a cab costs, one of these clever consumers who want to shop around even though cab rates are about the same everywhere. Sometimes it's a wrong number. But every once in a while, it will be the begining of a journey into the depths of lunacy and stupidity that lives in so many around us. Those conversations are recorded here for posterity. I hope you enjoy reading them more than I enjoyed having them. |
| Interests | Fishing, guns, writing threatening letters to celebrities, ringing peoples door bells then running away, spining around in my desk chair until I'm dizzy, picking fights with homeless people, drinking scotch right out of the bottle, making fake UFO videos and sending them to FOX, staring at random people from across rooms, stalking unattractive women, selling oragano to potheads, hitting on lesbians, verbally abusing deaf people, promoting wrestling matches between midgets and chimpanzees, jazz flute |