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Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Location Tacoma, Washington, United States
Interests random observations, dime store philosophy, humor, wit, hamster, beer, wine, wine and beer, steak, interesting things, the universe, professional wrestling

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Any pair of shoes that comes equipped with a bicycle horn.