Sarah
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Professional Cheeser |
| Location | Madison/Cheese Capitol, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | Freakin' Cheesy. |
| Interests | Cheese. Spreadable, cream, seasoned, peppered, aged, etc. |
| Favorite movies | Anything Freakin' Cheesy. |
| Favorite music | Nobody Does It Cheddar. No More Cryin' Over Cut Cheese. Cheesin' In The Rain. We All Live in a Yellow Cheddar Wheel. |
| Favorite books | The History of Cheddar, Havarti-It's a Party! Blue Cheese? Yes, Please! |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Stuff cheese down there, it will absorb the water and come out nice and soft.