Industry	Transportation
Occupation	Pirate
Location	Somewhere, Out West
Introduction	This blog is kind of my sock puppet... Orphaned. Divorced & Remarried... not necessarily in that order. Initially, I was intending for this to be a graphic rather than prosaic, but I realize my limitations and fully understand that I have no idea what prosaic really means. I do know that my thought process requires much stimulation and that I am reactive rather than active. Hence my reticence in starting a blog. Sometimes I may actually post a serious thought. That is absolutely no indication of maturity.
Interests	Pillaging, Looting, Stalking, Mondegreens, floccinaucinihilipilification, Anonymity
Favorite movies	The Loved One, Treasure of Sierra Madre
Favorite music	Ride of the Valkyries, The Unicorn Song
Favorite books	Guess Again, The Giving Tree,

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

Silverware? Who needs silverware?