Gender	Female
Occupation	Certified Nurse Midwife
Location	St. Cloud, MN, United States
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I am a midwife. I am a recycling Nazi. I love to stay in my PJs on weekends. I love rainstorms and snowstorms and can't stand mushrooms or runny egg yolks. I believe that every human being inherently deserves respect and empathy until they prove otherwise. I am a beer snob. I am a coffee snob. I think that life is best lived with abandon. I use real butter. LIFE IS SHORT. FILL IT UP.
Interests	Brewing, Beer, Homebrew, Cooking, Songwriting, Guitar, Singing, Midwifery
Favorite movies	Sideways, Lost in Translation, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Favorite music	Old 97's, Jonathan Coulton, Robbie Fulks, Avett Brothers, Barenaked Ladies, folk, blues, bluegrass, classic rock

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

No. I'm being sleepy.